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 Post subject: Re: A joke a day.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:38 am 

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ohhh.wait a minute i already knew that.so its not funny i guess. :(

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 Post subject: Re: A joke a day.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:02 pm 
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you know whats a funy joke? a dayfly that doenst have hes day ..

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 Post subject: Re: A joke a day.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:47 pm 

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This post as been very quit the past months O.O


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 Post subject: Re: A joke a day.
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There's this guy called Arnold. On his 5th birthday, his parents ask him ''Arnold, what do you want for your birthday?'' and Arnold says '' 3 eaten chewing gums''.
Arnold is now 10 years old. His friends ask him '' Arnold, what do you want for your tenth birthday?'' and Arnold answers '' 3 eaten chewing gums''. Arnold is now 18. His grandparents ask him ''Arnold, what do you want for achieving majority?'' and he anwers '' 3 eaten chewing gums''. Arnold gets his University Diploma. His family asks him '' Arnold, what do you want for getting your diploma?'' and Arnold anwers '' 3 eaten chewing gums''. Arnold meets a girl. After a few years, they decide to get married. His family asks him '' what do you want for your wedding gift?'' and Arnold answers ''3 eaten chewing gums''. It's been 50 years that him and his wife been married. His children and his grandchildren ask him '' grandpa, what do you want for your 50th wedding anniversary?'' and Arnold answers '' 3 eaten chewing gums'' Arnold is now 100 years old. His children, his grandchildren and his great-grandchildren ask him ''grandpa, what do you want for your 100th birthday?'' He answers, ''3 eaten chewing gums''. One day, his great-great-ghrandchild comes up to him and asks him, ''Grandpa, all these years, why have you wanted 3 eaten chewing gums?''. Arnold goes to his room followed by his grandchild, lifts up his pillow and says '' Because...Because....'' and then..... He dies.

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 Post subject: Re: A joke a day.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:57 am 
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