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Player Rank: #75 out of 65,574
Joined on: Jul 4, 2009
Last Online: 8 years ago
About Me: I have 5 men in a suitcase, I drive a pretty blue prius, and I have a polevaulting chuahuah.
The answer to what color smurfs turn when choked is purple.

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
Thats when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

Its not funny!

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs US soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Please dont laugh at me because Im dead or I keel you!

I keel you!

JeffDunham's Achievements

  • Sokki

      on Apr 22, 2011 at 4:13 am
    And your glasses combined with pirate eye are also funny :D
  • Eori

      on Apr 12, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    Your "About me" is too funny!
  • TreJAKETroJA

      on Jun 1, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    true. Its very funny.
  • nick117

      on Jan 17, 2011 at 9:38 am
    i c u fixed it
  • nick117

      on Jan 9, 2011 at 10:55 am
    u r wroung it is i keel you not i kill you :D
  • brobro2fun

      on Oct 22, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    HAHA funny!!!(up there)